You’re wrong about VC’s: VC IS EVIL. And statistically speaking, you won’t get it; and if you do get it, you probably don’t need it. Grow slower. MOST businesses succeed without VC money. Don’t count on it. And if a VC does show up later offering you buckets of money, just ask them where the hell they were when you were bootstrapping and really needed the angel dollars before you had your MVP or first customer? “Oh, well, you didn’t have any traction, you weren’t a proven concept yet.” Yea, you’re right. You should have gotten in early. Now we don’t need you; so fuck off. ;-)